I'm looking at some emails in an account I'd forgotten about, I've just noticed that I am being followed. A lot. I signed up for Twitter and I'm getting all these emails to say who is following me. Who are they? What do they want? (tweets, I'm told - but tweets are bad for your teeth, aren't they? I was always told never to accept tweets from strangers). I've also looked at my twitter account, and apparently I've been following 21 people myself! How the hell did I manage that?! I only know two of them. Which means I've been practically stalking 19 strangers. I can only apologise. Especially if I followed any of you into the shower.
